macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

robottko:

shsl-kaiju:

slydigged:

i am the fries at the bottom of the mcdonalds bag

Maybe you go unnoticed at first, but someone’s always thrilled to find you

Truly inspirational

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sasukeheaven:

Relationship Status:

✔️ Too busy shipping fictional characters to focus on myself

extrabigrnac:

them victorians getting hella turnt

image

scarecrowinc93:

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

what kind of black magic is this family